do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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