i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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