Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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