Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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