He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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