Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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