I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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