You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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