I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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