Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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