none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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