i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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