Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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