I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Do you have feelings for this penis?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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