FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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