On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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