I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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