Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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