porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i out mim tonsoeep
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