I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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