i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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