Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina