worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper