guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
God has nothing to do with this.