Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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