He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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