Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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