if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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