im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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