I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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