Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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