I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He has the fingertips of a God
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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