So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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