the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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