we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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