I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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