Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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