No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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