please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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