So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Welp...herpes.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So apparently I’m into choking now
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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