so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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