All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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