it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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