4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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