You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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