the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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