Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Randomize
