OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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