i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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