I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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