So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
The air taste purple.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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