The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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