on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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