He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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