just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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