let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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