We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you never un-have a 4some
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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