When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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