Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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