I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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